LMAO!!!

Hmm some funny stories here that I'd liek to remember courtesy of Maria. Thanks a lot!

[21:49] <+[over-LoaD]> my school is lame. one time me and selina got busted because
[21:50] <+[over-LoaD]> HAHAHAH because we were laughing in art class....
[21:52] <+[over-LoaD]> i mean. yesterday selina and this teacher was having a DEATH STARE contest.... the whole class was silent for 1 minute.. it was deadly... i thought it was funny. THEN. i laughed. and i got busted
<+[over-LoaD]> yeh.. teacher nya bego... sel was like: smiling at the teacher then the freakn teacher said " dont give me that puppy cute face, focus, ur in yr 12.,"
[21:54] <+[over-LoaD]> wait theres this other story... tj.. in yr 10
[21:54] <+[over-LoaD]> me and sel was sitting in computer class
[21:56] <+[over-LoaD]> me and sel was sitting in computer class and like.. the teacher was givin a lecture .... i did sumfin funny and selina tried to hold her laugh.. but like... she did a MAJOR FART.. it was sooo fukn noisy.... i crackeed up laughing and i sed"sel u farted u piece of shit" and shes like "did i?" and then we got busted for interupting the class.
[21:57] <+[over-LoaD]> HAHAHAH... funny
[21:57] <+[over-LoaD]> OMG... CAMP.. thats another story
[21:58] <+[over-LoaD]> yr 10 camp...
[21:58] <+[over-LoaD]> this chick catherine had the top bunk and shirley had the bottom bunk
[21:59] <+[over-LoaD]> then... for about 45 minutes catherine didnt stop farting... shirley stopped breathing beacuse she had breathed in too many"methane gas"
[21:59] <+[over-LoaD]> AHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAH she had to ger bloody mouth to mouth thingy... ahauiehUIAHEUIHAIEUHIUAHE..
[22:00] <+[over-LoaD]> we went to vision valley this yr
[22:00] <+[over-LoaD]> and like kanae had the top bed and i had the bottom.... she fell out.
[22:01] <+[over-LoaD]> HAUIEUIAHEUIHEA she fell out that skinny piece of crap
[22:01] <@[dA`iNdo`u`LuV`2`HatE]> she so innocent its STOOPID
[22:01] <+[over-LoaD]> she woke me up 5am in the morning..
[22:01] <+[over-LoaD]> she goes " maria... maria.. wake up..." and i go..."why? its freakn 5am " and she goes" i want to pick berries..."
[22:02] <+[over-LoaD]> and i go????? "wtf?????"
[22:04] <+[over-LoaD]> ok... i got this japanese and korean friends at school right
[22:04] <+[over-LoaD]> u met kanae. u havent met minji or jin san
[22:05] <+[over-LoaD]> anyway... in yr 11.. we use to ALWAYS go everywhere
[22:05] <+[over-LoaD]> yeh minji and jin san
[22:05] <+[over-LoaD]> anyway.. the 4 of us ok
[22:05] <+[over-LoaD]> one time. . .
[22:05] <+[over-LoaD]> we went to triple 8...
[22:05] <+[over-LoaD]> in the ct
[22:06] <+[over-LoaD]> and u know what she drank? midori and lemonade
[22:06] <+[over-LoaD]> and her face went red
[22:06] <+[over-LoaD]> and her body was wobbly
[22:06] <+[over-LoaD]> and she couldnt walk properly
[22:06] <+[over-LoaD]> and she hit her head on the traffic light pole. and she nearly fell....
[22:07] <+[over-LoaD]> i got this funny story about my coussin.... di plaza senayan u guys know that restaurant? inside sogo or metro
[22:08] <+[over-LoaD]> chatterbox or somethinf?
[22:08] <+[over-LoaD]> u know how the room is all glassy?
[22:08] <+[over-LoaD]> well i was on the fone outside
[22:10] <+[over-LoaD]> i was on the fone outside... and i called her... i go... "come here" and she was like "what what" then she RAN... bolted... and RAN INTO THE GLASs.. "BANG" everyone was silent.... then i could hear some lady go " PLAZA SENAYAN DI BOMB!!!!!!!"
[22:11] <+[over-LoaD]> i go to her: eh sakit ngga tuh pala? and she goes... hati gua sakit man... malu gila..
[22:11] <+[over-LoaD]> BECAUSE... when she realised that it was glas... she had to go back to her seat and sit down..... she had to walk in front of people
[22:12] <+[over-LoaD]> and u know.. the same coussin.. ahahah.... pas di singapore.. kepalanya ketindihan beton
[22:12] <+[over-LoaD]> pas lagi promosi coffe di singapore
[22:13] <+[over-LoaD]> she was promosiin coffe for my uncles shop.. u know "come in please try" and all that... then like ada pekerja apaan di singapore gitu..and he accidentally dropped the metal pole... and all she said was "aduh..." then she cried./.. "sakiiittttt"
[22:15] <+[over-LoaD]> u know from that glass incident in plaza senayan i ALWAYS tease her.... everytime i see her... we go to her "loe kalo balapan ke rumah kaca ama gus dur.. gus dur menang kali yah.. loe tabrakin dulu tuh kaca2 semuaa"
[22:20] <+[over-LoaD]> one time it was raining and pouring down
[22:21] <+[over-LoaD]> and in my school, if u want to sit in the classroom to eat u got to clean up
[22:21] <+[over-LoaD]> (this is yr 9 by the way)
[22:21] <+[over-LoaD]> anyway all of us was sitting in this one room
[22:21] <+[over-LoaD]> when suddenly this stupid freaky male teacher walked in
[22:22] <+[over-LoaD]> and he yelled at us "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE? GET OUT OF HERE AND CLEAN ALL YOUR SHIT UP." well obviously he wasnt in a very good mood
[22:22] <+[over-LoaD]> suddenly... this girl (samantha) was wearing the SCREAM mask
[22:23] <+[over-LoaD]> she walked in tapped on his shoulder and said "WASSSSSSSUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP" and the teacher turned around and said " i wouldnt do that if i was u"
[22:23] <+[over-LoaD]> and until now... tuh guru masih dendem with the WASSSUP chick